Recently, the ENTIRE Gazzo clan took a family vacation to beautiful, tropical, romantic, exotic, peaceful Cancun. On the far right in this picture, is retired Trooper Joe Gazzo, Sr. (a rare photo of Joe as he is usually the one behind the camera!). We’re told that because the Gazzo clan - which consists of children, their spouses, and all the grandkids - had so many people in their party, they had to rent a school bus to shuttle around Cancun. Wait that’s not all… when they booked their flight down, it took two planes to carry them all. Would you be surprised if we told you that they qualified for group rates when they booked their hotel rooms - which by the way took up two entire floors! In the very middle of the picture is Trooper Jason Gazzo. Jason was not really on vacation. Sources down in Cancun tell us that he was learning the art of photography from his dad, and was the other mastermind behind skulling up this trip. Don’t let Jason tell you he was on vacation. We now know that he was doing undercover work for the Highway Patrol - or was that underwater? You can’t help but wonder if the extreme “skulling” talents of Joe, Sr., were responsible for some excellent deals down in Cancun. Roomer has it that he continued his “skulling” abilities while there and now even may own Cancun! (For those of you who don’t know what “skulling” is, well, how can I possibly explain that concept. Suffice it to say, it’s a time honored tradition that every trooper must learn to master efficiently before graduating from trooper school.) So you can’t help but ask the rhetorical question - if Joe Gazzo, Sr., does in fact now OWN Cancun, could Cancun ever be the same?
